New Yorkers and Californians are always the generals leading West Coast vs. East Coast beef.

New Yorkers are most hated yet most loved. Why can’t we all just get along? Come to a mutual understanding? Nope.

We can’t even understand each other’s slang.

Here’s a transcript on a word-for-word IRL conversation between a New Yorker and someone from the Bay Area:

Cali: Bruh I saw this baddie this function last night and I was ready to swoop.

New Yorkers: Deadass?

Cali: On mommas. She was hella tight nigga

New Yorker: Tight about what?

Cali: Huh?

New Yorker: Oh I thought you was sayin she angry

Cali: Nah there was no reason for her to be mad

New Yorker: Mad what?

Cali: Bruh, what?

New Yorkers: No reason for her to be mad what?

Cali: Bro just forget it, nigga. You Slow.
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